13.3.10

Nerds.

How I love them. And, seeing as I am one myself, this makes sense.
Nerds are basically awesome because they are smart and love nerdy things like the computer. There are three types of nerds actually: Nerds, Wannabe Nerds, and the "I'm-not-a-nerd-I-swear" Nerds.

The Wannabe nerds are just annoying. They pretend to know how to 'hack' things and think 'hacking' is guessing someone's password and writing dumb stuff all over their facebook account. No. This is not hacking. There are also Wannabe Nerds who pretend to be awesome at science and math and enjoy throwing big words around (And they have no idea what the words they are using mean). When faced with a wannabe nerd like this, often called a Know-It-All, a true nerd will use their words against them, because they actually know what the words mean.

Ex:
Wannabe: I'm basically the expert at my school on photons and how they affect the gravitational pull on earth from the sun.
Nerd: Photons are light. They don't have enough mass to affect any gravitational pull on anything.

The "I'm-not-a-nerd-I-swear" Nerds are nerds who are embarrassed of their nerdiness and pretend to be normal. Unfortunately for them, everyone* sees through their 'normalness' and they are made fun of more often than actually nerds.

*Everyone except for really stupid people

Nerds who are not Wannabes or "I'm-not-a-nerd-I-swear" Nerds are the best people ever. They have weird senses of humor and feel free to do whatever they want and not care about 'popular' people. They probably actually do have friends, whether they are online friends or IRL friends, contrary to popular myth. This is a shout out to all you nerds out there: STAY NERDY.

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